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Todays best status pick : May, 08 2015

Borrow money from a pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back. Mom's logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry .. There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION. If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why? My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me. It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing.

Todays best status pick : May, 08 2015

Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it. "You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn't your friend anymore. when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year & a half. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :) Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)

Todays best status pick : May, 07 2015

Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite. If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever. If i had the world in mah hands, i'd give it all to you :) My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at". If you're talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass! I just want to die young as late as possible. Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them ...

Todays best status pick : May, 07 2015

Everything is rightly confused. Save Water, Drink Beer!! Always respects your self-respect and be proud. Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust. "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other. "And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars." As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that's all that matters.