Todays best status pick : May, 08 2015



Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it.



"You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn't your friend anymore.



when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year & a half.



For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.



I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :)



Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.



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Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)

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