Todays best status pick : May, 15 2015
I Have To Many Notifications.
My Laptop Feels Too Warm On My Knees When I Use It In Bed.
Ahh, I Slept On My Neck. The Pain!
My Life Is Just Freaking Awkward.
When You Had Sex...But It Was Only A Dream.
When Your Alarm Doesn't Go Off.
It's Humid Out And My Thumbs Are Sticking Across My Touch Screen.
My Car Doesn't Play Cds, Only Cassette Tapes.
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