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Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teac...

Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.

I took IQ test …..results were negative...

I took IQ test …..results were negative

Should transformers take car insurance or life ins...

Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance….

Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your onlin...

Your whatsapp status say's online …..If your online then why aren't you texting me

I started out with nothing and i still have most o...

I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on...

I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as "Free Recharge"

Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai ...

Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai

If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compe...

If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I'd compete in it later.

This is the beginning of the sentence you just fin...

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps re...

I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

One more password got married…!!...

One more password got married…!!

I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its...

I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “onlin...

Happiness is when "Last seen at" changes to "online" and then to "typing.."

Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least y...

Study economics-when you're unemployed, at least you'll know why.

Life is the art of drawing without a eraser....

Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

Life is planning a pleasant curve for me....

Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.